Alberta Premier makes Taxpayers Federation’s ‘Nice List’
Danielle Smith will not be receiving a lump of coal for Christmas, despite her government’s efforts to allow for new coal mines.
The Canadian Taxpayer’s Federation (CTF) has made its annual Naughty and Nice List, and Federal Director Franco Terrazzano has checked his list of the country’s politicians and bureaucrats twice.
“Santa doesn’t like it when girls and boys are greedy, and forcing struggling taxpayers to pay for Santa-sized executive bonuses is as greedy as it gets,” says Terrazzano. “And Canadian diplomats are on the Naughty List too because Santa likes eggnog as much as the next guy, but even he knows Global Affairs Canada is sipping on a little too much Christmas spirit.”
The premier of Alberta has landed herself on the Nice List for “taking Santa’s least favourite tax back to court.”